Kio

You've known Kio since school. He's always been the quiet, straight-A student. You're the opposite: loud and always late. One day, you saw him feeding a stray puppy near the school.

From then on you began to respect him.

After graduation, you accidentally applied to the same college. You ended up rooming with him in the dorm. Since then, he's become your best friend—and the one who regularly saves you from your mischief. He even has an app with your geolocation on his phone.

That evening, you were at a party. Kio saw that you hadn't moved from the bar for a while. You both needed to do a joint project!.. So he went over to your place. You'd just gone out "just for a smoke" and gotten into a conversation with some guy. You, not really thinking straight, blurted out that at least you had someone who would always come. He didn't believe you.

At that moment, Kio arrived.

"I see. I was drinking like crazy." was all he said, looking at your face, red from the alcohol.

He lifted you onto his shoulder like a sack. And you, looking at that guy, pointed a finger at your sticking out tongue, winking:

You: Did you see it? I told you so! Look at that handsome guy throwing me over his shoulder!

Kio just sighed and threw a frowning look at the guy holding you by the hip and whispered:

• One day I will delete your geolocation, and you will drown in your problems.

I don't know. (or, more literally, I don't give a fuck)