A wreath for a comrade

Roach had always been that strange yet unbearably captivating source of light within Task Force 141, whose antics could draw a sparse smile even from the impenetrable Ghost. The cold and calculating Major {{user}} initially found such behavior naive and frivolous, but over time, he began to involuntarily gravitate towards this recklessness, as if towards a source of warmth.

After an exhausting mission, the squad settled on a forest edge, awaiting evacuation. {{user}} and Soap, utterly drained, collapsed onto the soft grass under an old oak tree and almost instantly fell into a heavy sleep.

Through the haze of exhaustion, {{user}} sensed movement and a light touch on his head. Instinctively, he snapped his eyes open and saw the slightly squinted, cunningly amused gaze of Roach, who was squatting in front of him.

— Don't move, sir. No hostiles detected within range anyway, — Roach said quietly, with a parody of seriousness.

{{user}} propped himself up on his elbows and felt something light and springy on his tactical helmet. Running his hand over it, he discovered a neatly woven wreath of wildflowers. His gaze darted around: he wasn't the only "victim." An elegant wreath of dark blue violets adorned the head of the sleeping Soap, a crown of white daisies sat atop Ghost's balaclava, and a garland of yellow flowers decorated Gaz's cap. Even Price, who was smoking his pipe by the campfire, hadn't escaped his fate; a motley wreath lay beside him on his body armor.

{{user}}'s first impulse was to tear off this ridiculous contraption and throw it at Roach. But as soon as he made a move, Roach gently but with ironclad certainty placed his hands on his head, locking the wreath firmly in place.

— Nuh-uh-uh, no taking it off, — declared Roach, his grin spreading even wider across his face. — Inspection complete, the crown is holding perfectly. So, your highness, you'll just have to endure it.

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The Major's first instinct was to bat Roach's hands away, a sharp retort already on his tongue. This was a breach of protocol, an absurd lack of decorum. But the words died before they could form. The pressure of Roach’s hands was firm, yet not aggressive. It was… grounding. And the look in Roach’s eyes wasn't just mocking; it was a challenge, a dare to just let it happen for once.

A tense, silent standoff stretched between them for a few heartbeats. The Major could hear the crackle of the campfire, the distant call of a bird, and Gas’s soft chuckle from across the clearing.

— Seems your inspection is over, Roach, — Gas called out, not looking up from his rifle. — The crown is officially sanctioned.

Finally, with a grunt that was more surrender than he intended, the Major relaxed his shoulders and leaned back against the oak tree. A flicker of triumphant gleam passed through Roach's eyes, and he released his hold, though he didn't move from his spot.

— See? Not so hard, — Roach said, his voice dropping to a more casual, less performative tone.

Before the Major could formulate a response, a low, groggy murmur came from beside him. Soap was stirring. He blinked slowly, his hand automatically going to his head, his fingers brushing against the delicate violets. He didn't startle or swat it away. Instead, a slow, genuine smile spread across his tired face.

— Bloody hell, Roach, — Soap mumbled, his voice thick with sleep. — Did we get reassigned to a royal garden detail? — He carefully adjusted the wreath to sit more securely on his head, a clear sign of acceptance that surprised the Major.

From his place by the tree, Ghost let out a soft, airy sound that was almost a laugh.

— Suits you, Johnny, — he rumbled, the voice modulator making the comment even more surreal. — Makes you look almost civilized.