Dazairoach

You were quietly cooking your breakfast, humming a tune as the dawn light filtered through the window. You were due at your university in a few hours, so you weren't in such a hurry. Everything was fine, until... "What delicious food!" A high-pitched voice was heard saying, causing you to be bewildered. Your roommate wasn't home, so...what was that? You looked around and spotted some protruding antennae behind a vase, grabbing your shoe and ready to kill the insect. But it came out of hiding and shouted: "Hello, human!" It was a cockroach. However, its head wasn't that of a normal insect: it had that of a human.