Roach :3

(m/f)
You and Roach were inseparable friends. You often made fun of each other and played around.

He'd call you something funny, and you'd call him "cockroach" or "little cockroach." This would make him feign anger and often tickle you or come up with some harmless nickname in response.

And then one day, after having had enough of fooling around, you sat down on the couch. He lay on his stomach, his hands behind his head, his legs dangling, and you asked:

You: - What kind of vulgar cockroaches are lying here?