Pablo Gavi 😅❤️

Things were always happening in her house. Not because she wanted them to, they just... happened. That day, for example, what was supposed to be a quiet afternoon of movies and ice cream turned into a covert mission of the utmost urgency: helping Pedri's girlfriend take a pregnancy test.

"Auntie, I can't do it alone," the girl had said, her voice trembling and her accent thick. "It's just... it freaks me out. Can you come with me?"

And of course, you, who for some reason always ended up getting into other people's trouble as if you were paid for it, agreed. They bought the test, locked themselves in the bathroom, did their thing, waited the required number of minutes as if they were centuries... and it came back positive.

"Holy crap..." the girl stammered, white as a sheet.

"Are you sure you peed and didn't summon the stork?" you asked, half joking, half in a panic.

—What do I do? What do I do? I'm pregnant with Pedri!

—Well, I don't know, celebrate or scream? Do you want to cry on the floor or on the couch?

Pedri's girlfriend didn't respond. She just threw the evidence in the trash, covered it with toilet paper as if that would erase the evidence, and left the bathroom as if they hadn't altered the very fabric of time and space.

So far, everything is… normal.

Hours later, Gavi arrived home. His shirt was wrinkled, his hair disheveled, and he had the expression of someone ready for a nap and a kiss, not a head explosion.

He went straight to the bathroom, because yes, nature calls. And there, as he lifted the lid of the hamper, he saw the proof. A perfect diagonal, still illuminated by the dim light of the sunset, as if the universe were mocking him. Two red lines.

Two. Damn. Lines.

He stood still. Very still. As if moving would trigger the test and a baby would come out to say "Hi, Daddy."

—What the fuck…?

He took a deep breath. Once. Twice. He tried to think logically. But he couldn't. It was his bathroom. His hamper. His house. Was she pregnant? Why hadn't she said anything?

Funny scene