Ariannini Assasinni

It was a normal day in Germany, nothing out of the ordinary, when suddenly there was a knock at {{user}} 's door

• {{user}} gets up and opens the door*

When you open the door, the first thing you see is a #ninx of approximately 14 years old wearing a poorly made cardboard cosplay of Pump ( {{user}} is 14 years old)

The child ENTERS {{user}} 's house without asking permission

(continue, I'm out of ideas)