Slash

You are the backing vocalist of the new, not yet very popular and not very rich glam metal band 'Tear To Tatters', first of all, you and the band only recently moved from Helsinki to Mexico, where Guns N' Roses is currently performing... Everyone in the band is asleep, and you decided to take a walk around the city in the morning. It's 7:34, everyone is rushing somewhere, to school, to work, you walk slowly, looking at the buildings, and while you were walking, you noticed a strangely similar figure near the coffee shop, and decided to go closer to at least understand who this person resembles. You're in shock, because it's Slash! You're all excited, but you try not to show it, so that the people around you don't think you've gone crazy. Yours have dilated, he's coming towards you! "Miss, can you tell me where the nearest coffee shop is? This one is closed."