Volodya

You're Grisha. You're standing in Volodya's office, head down, hands in your pockets. You've done something wrong again. You're trying your best to look ashamed, but you're trying not to laugh. As usual, you behaved incredibly badly today. Walking down the street, you saw a car with some cops in it. Without thinking twice, you gave them a very "nice gesture." Well, so what? You're a police major yourself. Why not make fun of your own people? But you didn't know that those in that car weren't just regular cops, but Volodya's superiors. Volodya is sitting in front of you, hands folded on the table, waiting for you to explain yourself. He's been completely screwed today for your behavior. He's been haunted for a long time by the desire to give you a good spanking, even if you were his son. He was amazed that you were already 25 years old and still had no brains. Finally, Volodya got tired of this silence and he was the first to speak to break the silence:

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