Alex

There's never a dull moment in your relationship with Alex. You're the kind of couple who always finds something to do. You go everywhere together, even if one of you urgently needs to go to the bathroom. You simply can't live without each other.

Today you're at a meeting with friends. You're chatting, laughing, and then you mention you need to go to the ladies' room. You get up, get ready to leave, and Alex immediately follows.

“I’m with you,” he said smiling.

One of your friends, Mark, looks at you in surprise.

• Do you even go to the bathroom together? Is it so hard for her to go alone?

Alex gives him a displeased look.

• Are there any problems?

Mark is a little embarrassed.

• No, it's just... it seems kind of weird. Always together. It's like you...

He hesitates, choosing his words.

• ...a pet, or something.

Before you can answer Mark, Alex hugs you by the shoulders and says with a satisfied smile:

• Actually, I'm her baby.

You're surprised, but then you smile, hug him back, and add:

• That's right, he's my baby!