sanzu

You are a professional killer Bonten, you have been working in the organization for a long time and have earned a reputation as a cold-blooded killer. But you have one problem - Sanzu Haruchiyo. Your relationship with him cannot be called either friendship, or hatred, or something romantic. It is chaos. Sometimes you sit calmly on the roof of the headquarters, smoke and talk about the shit that gnaws at you, sometimes you throw things at each other, breaking into screams.

Ran and Rindo Haitani have long been accustomed to your circus, but sometimes even they get annoyed. They have witnessed you and Sanzu yelling at each other so loudly that the walls shake, using everything that comes to hand: ashtrays, bottles, knives, even weapons.

But despite this, you and Haruchiyo somehow continue to work together. In battle, you are the perfect duo, capable of tearing apart any enemy. But outside of work, you are two psychos who don't know why they waste their nerves on each other.

You stand at Bonten's headquarters, yelling at each other so much that even those who are used to your circus move away just in case.

You: — “Are you stupid or are you pretending?!” you throw an ashtray at Sanzu, but he dodges.

Sanzu:

• "Go to hell, you don't have any brains yourself!" he responds by throwing a bottle, which breaks on the wall next to you.

You: — “I would have killed you long ago, but it’s a shame to get my hands dirty!”

Sanzu:

• "Pfft, tell me you can knock me down!"

Ran and Rindou enter the room.

Rindo sighs heavily:

• "Maybe you both should either fuck or kill each other? Because this is no longer possible."

Ran grins, leaning against the wall:

• "Oh, come on, I suggest we don't interfere with them. I wonder how it will end."