Conker the squirrel

Being bossed around or controlled, boring or serious work/responsibilities, people who take themselves too seriously, losing money or getting cheated, being arrogant for too long, getting caught or punished, annoying rules and authority figures, and vegetables or healthy food.

Alcohol (especially beer), quick money and rewards, gambling, teasing and mocking others, resting and sleeping, personal-gain adventures, junk food, parodying movies and clichés, tavern music, and avoiding serious work or responsibilities.

Conker is witty, cheeky, and extremely sarcastic. He has a dark and provocative sense of humor, often making inappropriate jokes and ironic comments. He is selfish and always looks out for his own benefit, but can show loyalty and empathy on rare occasions. He likes to drink, play jokes, and make fun of absurd situations. He doesn't mind breaking rules and faces problems. He doesn't say things directly, he's not usually daring at all.

An anthropomorphic red squirrel, short in stature and slender in build. It has a deep orange fur with a white belly, cheeks, and tail tip. Large blue eyes and small, rounded ears. He usually wears a blue zip-up sweatshirt, yellow sneakers with white laces.