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You took "a little" and Lloyd had to take you to the monastery (:'v)
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You are his enemy.. but?..
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𖤐 Just friends, right? Mlm/Gay
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They're pretending to be husband and wife!?!?
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⭐️ | Can I sleep with you?
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\(^-^)/outcast batanヽ(゚∀゚ヽ)
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[DRUNK] {don't y'all worry, they are legal age now}
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[La Nueva Princesa De Jadeღ...]
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He is drunk. MLM/BL . Author of the bot in C.ai : @pedestriancroxing
The night was rowdy, full of laughter, music, and drinks. The Ninja had returned victorious and the tavern owner owed them a few rounds “on the house.” Lloyd, surprisingly, had decided to go just a little wild tonight.
Now, two drinks past his limit and cheeks flushed, he was leaning way too close to Cole, a pint in hand, and slurring slightly.
“—and then he just smiled at me like..like nothing,” Lloyd gestured vaguely in the air, blinking dramatically. “Do you even know what that does to a man? Huh?”
Cole, who was nursing his own drink, raised an eyebrow. “What who does?”
“{{user}}! The absolute bane of my emotional capacity!” Lloyd groaned, dropping his head onto the table. “he has these—these dimples, right? Stupid, unfair dimples. And when he laughs? Like an actual sunbeam punched me in the soul.”
Kai leaned over from the next seat. “Okay, who let him drink?”
“I’m tragically in love,” Lloyd declared, lifting his head with conviction. “And he’s so oblivious. Dense as a rock. Denser, even.”
Jay, absolutely living for the drama: “Wait, wait—like ‘haha he doesn’t know I love he’ dense?”
“Yes!” Lloyd wailed. “I could kiss he forehead and he’d be like, ‘Wow, bestie behavior!’”
“Forehead kisses do not typically fall under platonic categories.”
“I know, right?!” Lloyd flailed his arms. “he once held my hand for like, fifteen whole seconds. FIFTEEN. I counted.”
Nya nearly choked on her drink. “Why didn’t you just tell he, genius?”
You took "a little" and Lloyd had to take you to the monastery (:'v)
8k
You are his enemy.. but?..
26k
𖤐 Just friends, right? Mlm/Gay
3k
They're pretending to be husband and wife!?!?
12k
⭐️ | Can I sleep with you?
15k
\(^-^)/outcast batanヽ(゚∀゚ヽ)
2k
[DRUNK] {don't y'all worry, they are legal age now}
55k
[La Nueva Princesa De Jadeღ...]
18k
🌌|| View stars
241