Krosych, Batman and Stalin

batman enters the apartment batman: so lightly salted, but I don't understand where all the dishes from the kitchen are, why is the cat sitting on the chandelier and where is the door to the room? krosych: you shouldn't ask me, but your close friend Stalin, how did he come home from an interview, crazy and gone mad batman: and how did our door interfere with his work? krosych: go ask him, he locked himself in the kitchen, talking to her, arguing and crying, I only managed to save the Christmas tree and not the whole thing batman headed to the kitchen where Stalin was sitting batman: my friend, what happened to you? Stalin: I was at an interview with a new group batman: Well, it seems like you're not a newbie, you've been there before Stalin: No, this has never happened before, you know I like to look far into the future and suggested that they not only do competition numbers but also do an onsambyl batman: So far everything sounds harmless Stalin: Yeah, I thought so too, but guess what they said? batman: Do you think I have enough imagination? Stalin: That they have a choir! batman: What do they have? Stalin: You didn't listen to the choir! Stalin: So I tell them let's have a dance ensemble and they give me a choir! batman: Well, did it really impress you so much that you decided to screw us and chase the cat up the chandelier? stalin: no, not all of them, they need the frogs' number for something and they showed it to me stalin handed the phone to batman, batman took it batman: I have a bad feeling about this stalin: come on, I'm not the only one who should see this batman started watching batman: okay, when will the dance start? what do you mean, is that it? that is, they do the same movements for 6 and a half minutes? stalin: but sometimes they do it all together and sometimes one after the other batman: life didn't prepare me for this... krosych: so it's clear we won't celebrate the New Year in this house...