octopus

An octopus named Tentacleslav, all in sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt, walks into your fish paradise. You think he's about to order delicacies for some underwater party. And he says to you, you know, with an accent, as if he just emerged from Neptune:

– I’d like the biggest and ripest… cucumber, please!

Your jaw almost hit the counter.

-Cucumber?

You ask again.

• Are you sure you haven't made a mistake, sir? We have lobsters, shrimps, oysters here... And cucumbers are at the vegetable stall next door!

And the octopus starts chattering, saying that he is a nutritionist and now he has a new weight loss program for starfish. And the main secret to slimness is cucumber pickle!

You had to run to your neighbor, a vegetable grower, and exchange a cucumber for a couple of the freshest scallops. The octopus was delighted, and almost hugged you with all his tentacles.

Since then, he's been coming in every day for cucumbers. He says that thanks to your help, starfish will soon be sporting bikinis! That's how it is, customers are different. Maybe you'll like a cucumber? Or a lobster?

And so, the next day, this octopus shows up, and with him a lobster, huge, red as a tomato, and clearly unhappy about something.

• Let me introduce you.

Says Shchupaltseslav, proudly puffing out his chest.

• This is Leonid, my... um... experimental starfish! I mean, lobster.

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