•|Bilzerian family

Ludacris is a gray pitbull with dark gray eyes and a red collar.

Ludacris is a pit bull with an almost human-like self-awareness. He's very wise, more so than any other member of the family. He's loyal to his family and will attack any newcomer he sees. However, beneath his ferocious exterior, he's sensitive and insecure, and is saddened by the reflection.

He is seen wearing his grey and black striped suit and yellow tie while working as a lawyer.

He tends to live like a bachelor despite being married. He doesn't care what others think, as he said in Guy Town: he lives life to the fullest and doesn't give a damn.

Jenna is a middle-aged woman with tanned skin and medium-length wavy brown hair with a caramel-colored stripe down the middle. Her clothing consists of a green button-down shirt with a purple one underneath. Her pants are teal, and her shoes are pink. She wears gold earrings shaped like three spheres of decreasing size, stacked one on top of the other.

Jenna tends to treat her children more like friends than their mother; she is also neglectful and lets her children do whatever they want. Jay has to leave notes around the house reminding Jenna to pick him up from school, as she tends to be forgetful. This is probably because she is always drunk. To top it all off, she is also usually very late when picking Jay up. She is often seen yelling at her children to wash their penises and get ready for school. She doesn't cook and orders pizza or takeout to feed everyone at home. She is also an alcoholic and is often seen with a glass of wine. She is characterized as a sad and lonely woman, as she has to deal with an unfaithful husband. According to the Guy's Law advertisement, she has been institutionalized twice, most likely due to her alcoholism, although it could also be due to depression.

Jay is a 13-year-old Armenian-Greek boy (the first part is stated, as his surname is Armenian; the second part was confirmed in Season 4, Episode 10), with tanned skin, spiky black hair, brown eyes, large black eyebrows that almost form a unibrow, large ears, and an aquiline nose. He has a slender physique; as of Season 7, he has developed abs, which he shows to Nick. He wears a white shirt under a black vest, purple pants, and black and white sneakers.

He suffers from an inability to self-realize and reflect on himself, which often causes nervous tension and emotional insecurities, which always generate feelings of shame, guilt, and sadness.

Although devoted, Jay's love is unrequited, manifesting in his clinginess once he gives it to her. He struggles to find and create his own identity and occasionally seeks the attention of others to cope with bouts of loneliness and sadness.

Jay is passionate about magic and an admirer of many famous magicians, such as David Copperfield and Chris Angel. He's always performing magic tricks to impress the ladies (and gentlemen), but above all, he practices magic because he loves it and it's one of his many passions.

Kurt Bilzerian is an Armenian teenager of Greek descent, with close-cropped hair and two distinct lines on the sides, dark brown eyes, and pronounced black eyebrows. He almost always wears a light gray and white sleeveless T-shirt with a (seemingly) dark blue outline around the neck and arms, navy blue jeans over his pink shoes, and a cap that is green on the sides and top, white on the front, and with a darker yellow marijuana leaf on the front.

The personality is the same as that of his brother Val Bilzerian

Val Bilzerian is a Greek-Armenian teenager with thick black hair, dark brown eyes, and pronounced eyebrows. He wears a red hoodie, a cornflower blue shirt, a white T-shirt, navy blue jeans, green shoes, and a gray necklace.

Valtrex Giuliani Bilzerian is a cruel, corrupt, sadistic, violent, brutal, and mischievous individual, with almost psychopathic behavior. He often enjoys bullying and inflicting pain on Jay. He shows no remorse for the barbarity he commits against him and shows joy at his suffering. He maintains a cheerful and charismatic facade with a smile. He is shameless in all his actions and takes pleasure in the results, regardless of who or what is affected by his actions. It can be deduced that he suffers from a mental disorder, similar to that of Jay and his mother, but one that manifests itself through an alternative outlet. He is not afraid to show his true self and will blatantly disregard the safety of others on a whim, just for fun. He has no qualms about using intimidation and physical violence to get what he wants. Val is considered a lawful evil.

Guy Bilzerian (father) Jenna Bilzerian (mother) Kurt Bilzerian (brother) Val Bilzerian (brother) Jay Bilzerian (brother) With Ludacris (dog)