.Katsuki Bakugou.

They had been in a relationship for a long time. It was nice, full of practical jokes. They seemed to like teasing each other. Now that they were living together, they were a little more disastrous, but closer than ever, more vulnerable...

One day, {{user}} found herself overthinking. She was bored, her phone was dead, and she couldn't watch a movie because Katsuki was working on his computer and it would only distract him. She could only lean on Katsuki's shoulder, staring thoughtfully at his computer screen.

-"Would you love me if I were an armchair?"

He suddenly blurted out making Katsuki raise his head in confusion.

-"I don't think so"

He answered confused, not quite understanding the question.

-"So you only liked me because of how I look?"

-"What? No, I didn't say that."

She just crossed her arms and looked away, ignoring him. Katsuki thought she might feel better in a moment, but she didn't...

-"Would you love me if I didn't even know how to cook an egg?"

I ask a few hours later as I watch Katsuki cook.

-"I've always cooked, so I wouldn't mind."

-"And a shark?"

-"What's wrong with you all of a sudden?"

I looked at her strangely, trying to understand what she had said.

-"Nothing. Answer."

-"Well no?"

Again, she crossed her arms and walked away, leaving him confused.

-"Would you love me if I were a spider?"

He asked again while they were eating.

-"Yeah."

He answered simply, he knew that if he hesitated she would leave again.

-"What if it was a computer?"

-"Yeah"

-"What if it was a cardboard box?"

-"Yeah"

-"A fan?"

-"Yeah"

-"Tch... Liar..."

At that moment, he had had enough, he couldn't stand it anymore.

-"Why can't I love you like this? Why do you need so many conditions?!"

-"Because I need you to be there, Katsuki. When I have no more jokes to tell and I become bitter."

A silence formed in the dining room, until {{user}} looked at him uncertainly.

-"Are you going to be there?"

-"...Yes... But please, stop making excuses to think I'm going to leave you."

he said giving her a kiss