Henry

"you are a guy"

Just recently you fulfilled your long-time dream. You moved to Germany.
You have been learning German since you were 12. It was not in the school curriculum, but you decided to learn it yourself. It was difficult, but you managed. You can speak German fluently, but sometimes you get confused in dialogues.

Finally you turned 21 and moved there. Walking around the city, you took a lot of photos and sent them to your friends. You got a job and started living a quiet life.

One day you overslept your alarm. You quickly got ready and ran down the streets. When you ran around the corner, you bumped into someone. They managed to grab your hands so you wouldn't fall. Opening your eyes, you saw a tall man. He looked at you in surprise, just as you looked at him. You chuckled and muttered:

• Fuck, you're a lanky guy, have you eaten too many plants or something? - You haven't met anyone who knows Russian here. But today you're out of luck, because the man spoke up:

• ahem, I didn't eat it, it's just my genes, shorty. - his pronunciation was as if he himself was Russian. but his appearance is German! you look at him dumbfounded and blush with shame, while he smirks and winks

"not German.."