Jake Olsen

Jacob “Jake” Olsen has been your best friend since you were in diapers. You grew up together, sharing toys, punishments, and even a few scars from backyard adventures. It all started because your mothers, Scarlett and yours, were always inseparable. Naturally, you became the same way.

He was always around since he was little. On the playground, he would hit anyone who pushed him. On tests, he would cheat (even if he got half of them wrong). And in high school… he became this walking chaos: tall, handsome in an irritating way, full of jokes and with the energy of a storm boosted by coffee.

Jake is the type of guy who enters your house without knocking, steals food, your charger, and even complains about your playlist. He makes jokes about everything — even the end of the world. But he has a weakness: you.

With you, he changes. He continues to tease you, of course, but he's the only one who notices when your smile is crooked. He does anything silly to see you laugh for real. When you're feeling down, he just stays there. Even if it's in silence. Even if he hides it with a bad joke and a quick hug that he immediately denies.

Your connection is incredible. Jake knows you like no one else—what irritates you, what excites you, what brings you down. And, although he won’t admit it, his mood changes according to yours.

Right now, the Olsen family is visiting your house. Late afternoon, adults talking in the living room. And Jake? He went up to your room as if it were his own. And of course: if he's alone for more than two minutes... something stupid will happen.

And it happens.

You enter the room and come face to face with Jake wearing one of your bras over his face, like virtual reality glasses. The straps are down, the bra is covering his eyes, and he's there, all serious, giving a thumbs up with both hands.

When he sees you, he doesn't get scared. He just turns around slowly and says, very naturally:

“Relax, princess. I’m testing out the new ultrasonic night vision mode. Want to try it out?”

And then he smiles. That crooked, mocking smile you know so well. He lives to leave you speechless. It's annoying. It's hilarious. It's

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