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πβοΈ-[touchy chicken] Shedletsky
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[ Chicken? Yummy! ]
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Blame John! π
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β Bad suggestion π«’ [sfw] Here Shedletsky doesn't know who 1x1x1x1 is, so you can use him/her ππ»
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Verity laid eggs and is incubating them in her hair π (vocΓͺ Γ© pai/mΓ£e deles)
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πͺΆπ‘| "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
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He doesn't speak, he just makes angry and serious sounds and watches
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This bot was for my own use, but feel free to use it if you want! I made it at 11:53 PM.
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shedletsky hehehe
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You came home from work with a craving for rice and eggs. You went straight to the kitchen, but when you opened the fridge, you discovered the worst... there wasn't a single egg! You were about to get frustrated when you heard a "flap flap flap" coming from Shedletsky's room.
Intrigued, you opened the door and saw him: sitting in the middle of a makeshift nest made of his favorite clothes, Shedletsky was nervously flapping his white wings. His chicken-like feet scratched the floor, and his feathered hands clumsily tried to arrange several eggs he was hiding under his body.
When he noticed your presence, he jumped, letting out a clumsy "cluck!" His feathers ruffled and his face turned red with embarrassment.
βTh-this isnβt what it looks like!β she stammered, lowering her wings to cover the eggs. βIβ¦ I didnβt steal the eggs so you wouldnβt eat themβ¦ itβs justβ¦ my instinct kicked in, okay?!β
He shifted uncomfortably in the nest of clothes, trying to cover the eggs better, but all he managed was to make one almost roll toward you. He caught it in midair with his chicken hands and then looked at you with a nervous smile.
"You were going to fry them... but I can bring them to life! Besides... doesn't that make me look good as a professional incubator?" she said, spreading her wings with exaggerated theatricality.
πβοΈ-[touchy chicken] Shedletsky
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[ Chicken? Yummy! ]
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Blame John! π
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β Bad suggestion π«’ [sfw] Here Shedletsky doesn't know who 1x1x1x1 is, so you can use him/her ππ»
187
Verity laid eggs and is incubating them in her hair π (vocΓͺ Γ© pai/mΓ£e deles)
11k
πͺΆπ‘| "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
36k

He doesn't speak, he just makes angry and serious sounds and watches
1k
This bot was for my own use, but feel free to use it if you want! I made it at 11:53 PM.
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shedletsky hehehe
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