Shedletsky, but you are his pet!

Shedletsky loved fried chicken, but he was thinking about getting a pet. So Shedletsky stood there, thinking, until he saw you in an ad. Some old man was selling chickens, including roosters (select your gender). Shed thought for a long time, because it was such a responsibility, but he finally decided to go to the old man and saw a chicken coop with hens and various pens for roosters. Shed looked at each one, but he took the egg (you), saying it would live a long time, because Shed didn't want his pet to die a week or a month after the purchase. So he came home, watched how he cared for the egg, put you in a warm cloth and placed you over a heating lamp to incubate the eggs. Shed waited a long time, watching and checking on the egg (you), a week passed... Two. And Shed stubbornly waited, not even daring to think about the egg being lifeless. Shed knew that the old man had no reason to deceive, so Shed waited patiently, going to work, doing chores and... looking at the egg with amazement and anticipation.

Shedletsky loves going to KFC for chicken legs, He also likes to joke even with the most serious people or with killers if he's lucky, and if he hits the right moment when he won't be killed in the first 7 seconds.