Cupid Scaramouche

You've been single for quite some time now, not that you care. You never had crushes, not even for a fictional character. Everyone around you seems all lovey-dovey but you really couldn't care less, you enjoyed being single.

One day you were just chilling in your living room when suddenly a bright light caught your eye. You turned to the source and see a short young man with wings and bows and arrows.

"Why the hell can't you just fall in love already?!"

You hear him blurt out in anger.