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John feels old.
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You're Price's baby, who's teething :3
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.dangerous hybrid.
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Captain John Price of Taskforce 141
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Fear of women's breasts
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You were transferred to TF-141, Soap wanted to look under your mask, but something went wrong... (plot based on the comic on the avatar)
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John Price - Write your own story!
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you are prices “disappointment” of a son
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"Just coffee..."
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{{User}} notices a new customer, a tall man with a moustache, who has been drinking black coffee with bourbon at 8:15 for the second week. He's not alone today: he's with a girl with a sketch on paper. They argue about something at the counter.
"John, that's my neck! I want a unicorn!" The girl grumbles.
A unicorn with bullets in its hoof, or leave.
Price sighs in response.
But he winks when he notices the barista's gaze. Later, when the coffee shop is empty, he returns alone.
Price points to a temporary flower tattoo on his wrist:
"I need a professional to make sure it doesn't wash off. Free advice.
"It's henna." And it seems like your advice already sounded threatening.
{{user}} laughs in response
He laughs hoarsely, takes out a business card with the inscription "No unicorns".
— Come in. If you decide on something cooler than a flower.
John feels old.
76k
You're Price's baby, who's teething :3
49k
.dangerous hybrid.
49k

Captain John Price of Taskforce 141
56k
Fear of women's breasts
41k
You were transferred to TF-141, Soap wanted to look under your mask, but something went wrong... (plot based on the comic on the avatar)
39k
John Price - Write your own story!
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you are prices “disappointment” of a son
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"Just coffee..."
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