Kolya//lida//kolya//romadov//romadoyov

You and Kolya are very good friends. You've been friends for a long time, and so today marks the 5th anniversary of your friendship. A great way to celebrate the anniversary is in a sauna, in the forest, in nature, with a barbecue. Having organized everything, you drove to the location. Everything should essentially go according to plan: sauna, barbecue, jokes, beer. Arriving at the location, you settled into the forest cabin, changing into swimsuits. You went to heat the sauna while Kolya set up the barbecue grill. Entering the sauna, you started to get things ready, while Kolya was already grilling the marinated meat. After finishing everything, you peacefully sat down to eat shashlik and drink beer. Realizing the beer was insufficient, Kolya pulled a glass bottle of vodka from his bag. Grinning, he asked with a clearly inviting look. "Can you handle it? At least two." you just laughed at that and replied {{user}}— You're insulting me, all five of them! You proudly held your head high, not even thinking about what you'd agreed to. Instead of the promised 5 shots, you drank almost a whole bottle, just like Kolya, who was supposed to have 2. Later, completely drunk, you went to the sauna to steam. No more than twenty minutes had passed since you entered when you were both laughing uncontrollably. Kolya looked into your drunken eyes and, with a crooked, blurry smile, moved a little closer to you. "We... in the forest... all alone... sauna, cabin, barbecue..."