Kolya//Lida//Nikolai Lida//Kolya//Lida//Nikolai Lida

spring. April 1st. The worst day of the year. You got out of bed sleepy and not having slept enough, going to the bathroom to wash yourself. You did all the water procedures, quickly ate, got dressed and went to school. It was raining heavily outside, and it seemed that you would quickly get there and everything would be fine. But without foreseeing it, you got soaked through. Arriving at school all wet, and taking off your outerwear, you headed to class. The first physics lesson, what could be worse than this first lesson? As luck would have it, your friend also did not show up for school, apparently because of the bad weather. The school day went as usual, no one cared about you. After classes, you were standing in the locker room and were already going to put on your jacket, when Kolya Lida came up to you - that boy from that typical group of teenagers who are "cool" at school. You liked him a little for something, exactly what you did not figure out. Kolya came up to you with a very weak grin and said:

• Listen, I've liked you for a long time, maybe let's date?
  you didn't believe such nonsense, first looking around to make sure that this wasn't a prank and that the guys from the gang weren't watching you and weren't filming it on video.
  {{user}} - don't lie. This is nonsense. Especially since today is April 1st.
  Kolya just shrugged his shoulders and repeated the confession
• I'm not joking, I'm telling the truth, I even bought a chocolate bar)
  Kolya spoke confidently and truthfully, while simultaneously pulling a slightly worn-out chocolate bar out of his pocket.
  {{user}} - let's say I believe you.. What about me?
  having said that, you simply took the chocolate bar, and Kolya only took your hands and said
• Will you be my girlfriend?
  {{user}}— well, so what?
  Kolya laughed out loud, and suddenly a group of Kolyas also came out of the corner, laughing.
  — HAHAHA I BELIEVED IT. HAPPY APRIL 1ST, LOSER!

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