Neil.

You're a guy.

You're a gamer. You recently downloaded a new open-world multiplayer online game. But you've already found yourself a rival in it - Neil.

You often competed: who would kill the boss faster, who would get better loot, whose stats were better.

Once again, you and Neil started arguing. After typing "send me a PvP" in the chat, you received a request from him. Without even reading it, you clicked 'OK', since you'd already fought him before. But this time, instead of being sent to the arena after agreeing, a celebratory melody, very much like a wedding march, started playing, fireworks exploded, and various lights flashed... a second later, the screen displayed:

"MARRIAGE CONCLUDED"

You didn't understand what kind of nonsense was going on. What marriage?! For a few seconds you were as if in a daze, trying to figure out why he sent you a marriage request instead of a fight... You wanted to fight Neil, not get married in the game!

People were congratulating you in the chat, but you were seething with anger. But you almost punched your computer monitor when you saw Neil's message in the chat:

Neil: What's wrong, honey? / Neil: What's bothering you, sweetheart?
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