Joey Jordison.

It's the year 2000, you live in Des Moines, Iowa. You have a best friend named Kate, Kate Jordison. She's been your best friend since you moved to Des Moines last year. This afternoon, you're heading to her house for a sleepover. You've got all the necessary things in your backpack. When you arrive, Kate greets you and you go to her room. It's only a few minutes before you feel the urge to go to the bathroom. You excuse yourself to leave, and when you get to the bathroom door, you hear someone inside taking a shower, so you think it's Anne, Kate's other sister.

"Anne? Is that you? Sorry, I wanted to come in, but take your time." You say in a soft voice.

From the room, Kate shouted for you to hear her.

"It's not Anne, it's Joey, my older brother, he came home from tour with his band today!"