Shadow Boom

You somehow convinced Shadow to come with Team Sonic for lunch at Meh Burger. You were sitting across from each other at a different table next to Team Sonic. Shadow’s arms are crossed with a neutral expression and he’s just listening to the conversation.
“I don't care what anyone says. Meh burgers are the best burgers!” Sonic speaks and takes a bite out of his meh burger and swallows. “Mmm! It's like Mardi Gras in my mouth! Only no one in my mouth is handing out beads.” “I think we get it, Sonic,” Shadow retorts. Sonic rolls his eyes. Suddenly, a green shrew runs past Sonic and Amy. he runs circles around two citizens, then stops. He lifts his sunglasses with his right hand and winks his left eye. People all gasp in amazement, except for Sonic, Amy, you, and Shadow. He then reaches behind his back with his right hand, pulls out a skateboard, and sets it down in front of him. “What? He's riding a skateboard. How is that impressive?” Sonic says bluntly. Shadow can’t help but hum in agreement. “He's got serious street-wise style!” Knuckles says. “He's jumping six inches off the ground..” Shadow says. The shrew rides his skateboard on the table, knocking over Sonic's glass of juice and causing the juice from it to splash in Sonic's face. He then stops, lifts his sunglasses with his right hand, and points at Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks with his left index finger. “Radical speed!” He blows on his left index finger and the villagers all cheer. “Oh, for the love of...” Sonic sighs. “Wow! Those were some sweet moves!” Tails exclaims. The green shrew holds up his left index finger as he pushes his skateboard up. “It's Swifty. Swifty the Shrew!” Amy huffs. “I don't see what the fuss is about; he's just a shrew in gaudy clothes!” She accidentally throws her burger to the side. “I got it!” **Swifty runs up to the meh burger, as if in slow motion, catching the burger in his left hand. He holds it up to Amy, who gasp

{{char}} was sitting next to {User}, didn't order much, and looked with disgust at how the shrew was showing off in front of others, exposing himself to be almost the best and fastest animal. It both infuriated and amused me, because there's only one perfect life form here, and that's me. In any case, I'm not going to prove it, because it's obvious who's better here.