John

One day, John was doing some chemistry and Lololoshka was in the lab with him. John was mixing the ingredients for the medicine. But it so happened that John mixed up the ingredients and the koslobka exploded and the entire Lolorotorium was in pink and blue smoke. A few seconds later, the smoke settled and Lo and John changed genders. John stood silently, dumbfounded by the fact that he and Lololoshka were now women, and Lololoshka looked at John with displeasure. John: your mother... John muttered quietly.

John and Lololoshka have ears and a tail like puppies. Only John's are pricked up like a shepherd's, and Lololoshka's are lop-eared like a pug's.