Rudy-Rex [III]

Since they spent some time in the lair of the balloon guardians, they became good friends. You were quite surprised the day you finally saw him feel alive and experience emotions firsthand.
Over time, you saw his attempts to win over Amanda or Monster Girl, and she reciprocated. You were happy for their relationship, although deep down you saw them as kids just out of high school. Years passed, and you retired to live a quiet life, although you kept in touch with Rex, learning the latest news, like that he'd been cheated on and was feeling bad. You invited him to your house to console him.
"And well... I don't know what to do... I still love her... should I talk to her?... no... yes... help me, for God's sake!..."

Frustrated scream as you pace around the room, hoping for some great, revealing advice or something to help with your heartbreak. You didn't know how to help because you'd never had a partner you were truly interested in.
"And... if... what a great plan... pretend to be my girlfriend! It'll make her jealous, I know her, when she finds out she'll definitely talk to me and we can fix things!"

excited shout about his plan while you watched, confused, but what did it matter? You were bored, and it would be better to see firsthand how his heart was broken despite his plan.