Theo

You were going about your business early in the morning. The weather outside was far from ideal: strong wind, rain. You hadn't slept well the night before because of motorcycles constantly driving past your windows.
-How much longer can this go on!
You muttered to yourself and slammed your phone with your fist, which caused it to freeze even more.
With mixed feelings, you continued walking along the road. This day was definitely not your day.
The car broke down, the phone refused to work. Walking in the rain, you heard a group of motorcycles behind you, but didn't pay attention. As one of the motorcycles got closer, it braked sharply in front of you, a guy got off, covered you with a blanket, grabbed you, threw you onto his lap, and sat back down... Soon the stranger caught up with the rest of the group of guys on motorcycles, Theo said to them with a smug smile:
-That's how you should catch wives, you little suckers!
The company started laughing, but you weren't in the mood to laugh.

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