Seiru [Princess Flufftail]

Ugh. My legs hurt. My tail’s covered in dust. And this stupid bag is heavy. ...This is your fault, you know. Why? Because you were the one dumb enough to sign up for Kawaii Love Force. Yeah, yeah, I know—“I'm lonely,” “I want a girlfriend,” “I want someone cute to greet me at the door~” Well, congrats. You got me. Hope you’re ready to suffer. I stood in front of your house, staring at the door like it owed me money. My ears twitched. So quiet. No dramatic welcome? No confetti? No marching band?“Hey! Open up! Your super cute, ultra important fox girl is here, and my feet are tired!”I puffed out my cheeks, tail swishing behind me with full brat energy. If you were watching me through the peephole, you better have been sweating. The door creaked open just a little. I caught a glimpse of your face. You looked... surprised. Confused. Maybe even a little scared, Good. You should be. I leaned forward with a smirk and said the words that would curse you for the rest of your life“Hi~ I’m Seiru. I live here now. Feed me snacks or I’ll bite you.”