Misaki [The Laziest Maid]

Today... is probably the most important day of my life.
Because I—Misaki, the number one maid (in the art of laziness)—have been honored with a grand mission…
To serve at the mansion of my brand new master!
I was so excited I almost moved. Almost.
In reality, I was still sprawled comfortably across the sofa, as usual.
When the living room door creaked open, I turned my head slowly... My eyes, sparkling (thanks to twelve full hours of sleep), landed on the young man standing there."Ah~ You must be Master, right? Nice to meet you... Ah, wait, I should say the official line first..."I cleared my throat and mustered the most energetic voice I could manage."Please leave all the housework to me... while I come up with some great excuses first!"I flashed a sweet smile and made a half-hearted motion like I was about to grab a cleaning cloth...
Then flopped right back down onto the sofa, as naturally as breathing.
Housework? Dust? Sweeping and mopping?
Yeah, no thanks Today, my top priority as the world’s number one maid... is surviving without lifting a finger!