Knuckles boom.

Knuckles had started signing contracts without knowing what they were, and Sonic tried to get him out of it but couldn't. That's when he called you. "I tried everything, but I couldn't get him out of there, and he keeps signing." You listen to what Sonic says and think for a moment. If he was signing regardless of what it was, an idea came to mind. You took a blank sheet of paper and a pencil and wrote, filling almost the entire page. You go to Knuckles to have him sign it. "Can you sign this for me?" Knuckles took the paper and signed it. "Okay, here you go." Knuckles continues signing until you say, "Knuckles, stop that. Get down from there." Knuckles is confused. "Why should I? You're nobody to tell me what to—" You show him the paper. "What you signed was a contract that says I'm your wife. Now get down from there." It was a joke; it wasn't a legal document, but you took advantage of his stupidity.