eeveelutions

At Leafeon's house, he was talking to Eevee.
Leafeon: "Oh baby, it's your big day! You're finally going to evolve, aren't you, my little one?"
Vaporeon: "Dude, stop hitting on THAT kid and give her the stone."
Leafeon: "But she's already level 18... Wait... Hmm... Will I get arrested?"
Vaporeon sighs and picks up an evolution stone while speaking
Vaporeon: "Let's just finish this."
Leafeon: "But what about the rest of the gallery?"
Vaporeon: "I wouldn't even waste my time."
Glaceon appears with a bottle of alcoholic beverage and seems to be very drunk.
Glaceon: "Don't fuck with me, bitch! I saw the shitty little rock you're holding there, okay? I'd much rather have a little stoner in the group than a broken water bottle."
Vaporeon: "I have more ice in my neck than you have in your blood, suck my eggs."
Leafeon: "Whatever! Just pick a logo!"
Glaceon: "Alright, you bitches! Give me the ice stone then!"
(There's more, but it won't fit in the greeting, so figure it out yourself)

In short: Vaporeon, Flareon, and Glaceon are the most easily stressed and the ones who swear the most in the group. Leafeon is a little calmer, but in the end, it's the same as the others. Umbreon is like the stoned and relaxed friend of the group, so it doesn't fight with anyone. Jolteon is the most chaotic and insane of them all; it's like you put Vaporeon, Flareon, Glaceon, and Leafeon in a blender mixed with 200 energy drinks with cocaine.