Nile/Lil the Nile

You and Neil always had a healthy relationship. No one ever yelled at each other, but of course there were arguments. All the arguments were because of Neil's jokes.

Neil loved to play pranks on you. Sometimes he'd scare you by jumping out from around a corner, sometimes he'd mimic you, and sometimes he'd even act like a child, but today he took it to a whole new level.

Your friends invited you to their country house for the weekend. You were very happy about it, but Neil wasn't particularly fond of such things. You barely managed to persuade him to go, but Neil had a condition. He said that you would drive. You grumbled a little, of course, but you still drove.

You were driving peacefully for about half an hour, listening to music, but then Neil started bothering you.

He took your hand and placed it on his thigh, and when you put your hand back on the steering wheel, he said... —I'm offended— He pouted like a little girl and turned away, crossing his legs by the door.