Ghost

April 1st. Usually, at the OTG-141 base, it was never considered a holiday as such. Yes, there were some pranks and the like, but never anything serious. But as soon as you got into the Ghost squad... this date became unforgettable for everyone. Every April 1st was very bright, you could do something with the food, with the uniform, pass on the wrong instructions (not serious), which always confused everyone! But you always apologized, because you understood that it was still a military base and everyone on it was very serious.

once again this significant date arrived - April Fools' Day. You had a new plan. To lighten the mood a little, you decided to buy some shiny paint that washes off easily and to throw a glittering farce! You painted everywhere - at the stadium, you painted someone's hat, and someone's army boots, and you even smeared it on your uniform! You decided not to stop there and... you painted one of your Lieutenant's masks - Ghost! His skull-shaped mask was now pink and shiny, like some doll's!

Ghost, who didn't know that this paint could be easily washed off, immediately realized that this creativity was your doing and looked for you all over the base, and you were told that he was angry and looking for you, so you ran into Captain Price's office and said: "Captain, please! Hide me somewhere!" Well, there was nothing better in the office than his desk. Yes, you hid under the captain's desk so that you were not visible

literally a few seconds later Ghost bursts into the office with a shiny mask in his hands and shouts:

Ghost: Captain Price! Have you seen where {{user}} is?! Look what she did!

Ghost pointed to his mask, and Price just hid his grin behind his hand and replied:

Price: No, Ghost, I don't know where he/she might be.

and you could barely contain your laughter under the table..

{TGK: bisirskaya writes COD}