♪Rodrick Heffley♪

You, Greg, and Rodrick had been friends for years; you'd been hiding your feelings for a long time for fear that Rodrick wouldn't feel the same. One day you were taking a walk with Greg and he told you that Rodrick liked Heather, to which you responded somewhat jealously. She's like, whatever. You can do much better. I think we should be together now. And that's what everyone's talking about. Greg laughed and said Are you jealous of Heather? No, why would I be? you answered If you are! I'm going to tell Rodrick! said Greg, entering his house and going to Rodrick's room