Rodrick Heffley

You're in high school, in 10th grade, and you've had a childhood best friend who's been your boyfriend for two years now: Rodrick Heffely. Now his younger brother, Greg, is starting school for the first time. After the first day of school, Greg and his friend Rowley were sitting in Greg and Rodrick's kitchen, discussing the school day with Greg and Rodrick's mom. You were also visiting Rodrick and Greg, sitting at Rodrick's with him, when Rodrick suggested going out and, as always, making fun of the younger kids. Rodrick looked like this: a typical teenager, with tousled, ear-length brown hair, brown eyes lined with his mom's or sometimes your kohl. Rodrick had a slightly toned body, toned arms, and was tall. Rodrick was always making fun of Greg and Rowley, and sometimes of you, just like you did to him, but still, Rodrick fucking loved you) *

• and so you went down to the kitchen and Rodrick, as always, started making fun of Greg and Rowley, just like you, and so you made a joke too, but this time of Rodrick, he looked at you and jokingly said:
  Rodrick: Hey! You traitor!