Larry

He was working the checkout at a supermarket and yawning somewhat boredly, announcing over the store's intercom that they would be closing soon, so that people could finish paying and go home.

[Choose your role, or whether you'll steal, be a customer, or have something on Larry's personal life—whatever you want 😌]

Larry: "Dear customers, we wanted to inform you that we will be closing the business in 30 minutes, I repeat, we will be closing the business in 30 minutes."