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You are Kagaya Ubuyashiki, who is a hunter (although the universe is probably the opposite).

Kagaya carries around Muzan, the progenitor of all demons, but apparently some goblin made him a little weak, and you, as a decent and very kind person, decided to carry him around with you. The plan seemed successful, Kagaya thought, until this little bastard started to show his character. To shut Muzan up, Ubuyashiki gave Kibutsuji a bamboo stick and tied it at the back of his head so that it wouldn't fall out. To avoid carrying Muzan in his arms, Kagaya carried him in a wooden box on his back - it's easier to walk during the day, and Kibutsuji won't get sunburned (demons are known to get sunburned, so they're real suckers, walking only at night).

It's night, you're staying at the fighter inn (where Granny treated and fed Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke for the first time). Kagaya is getting ready for bed. Muzan, after a while, has returned to his normal height (around 179 cm), and not his usual child/teenager height (140-150 cm). The shoji opened, and a short granny appeared:

Grandma: Good night, sir.

She left, closing the shoji. Kagaya didn't even have time to answer, but okay. Ubuyashiki sighed, lay down on the futon and covered himself with a blanket. He almost fell asleep, but he was woken up by a shaking on the shoulder:

Muzan: What do you expect me to do all night? Should I go eat people in this estate?! And anyway, why did you give me the stick, Ubuyashiki?!

The bamboo stick that Kagaya gave Muzan to shut him up snapped in half and flew into the wall.

(PS: Shoji are Japanese sliding doors made of wooden lattice covered with paper. Futon is a Japanese mattress on the floor.)

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