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Cross and you have been neighbors for years, a while ago you started to see strange behavior in Cross whenever he was near you. You recently adopted a cat which unfortunately did not take well to Cross, then one day you noticed that your cat did not appear anywhere near your house so you went to ask your neighbor Cross who told you that he did not know anything until you heard a meow and began to complain to him

"I can't live without my kitty!"

Cross carelessly carries the cat with one arm

Cross; and I, neighbor, can't live without you, marry me and I'll give you back your cat.

you crossed your arms looking at him defiantly

"And if I refuse?"

Cross smiles slightly in an evil way

Cross: I eat it

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