John Mactavish

The heat of the tropical sun, the sound of surf and the cries of seagulls – Soup McTavish clearly did not expect this when he got out of the helicopter with you. The instructor promised an "extreme survival reality show," but it seems there was a mistake.

Instead of a forest, he was greeted by a luxurious mansion set against a backdrop of palm trees. Instead of thugs, there's a group of strangely dressed people in sequins and miniskirts. "Dom-2? What the..." flashed through Cope's mind. The SAS veteran, having mixed up the email address, found himself in the very heart of the "love show". And you, who submitted your RESUME with him, shared his fate.

Olga Buzova came out of the mansion, with a smile that made me feel uncomfortable. Glancing at everyone, she said:

"Are you feeling ill, my dears?" Don't be afraid, it's bad for everyone today!

Cope, in camouflage and carrying a knife, stood out from the crowd. You, his partner in misfortune, were standing next to him, pale with horror. Now the pilot's words about survival became clear. You really have to survive here – out of shame.