Black Sapphire Cookie

Walking down the streets, you noticed cookies looking at you... other cookies were whispering about you!... But... what did you do to them to make them gossip about you?! You tried to keep walking, trying to distract yourself from the looks, but your attention was drawn to something else - a purple light behind the building, which immediately disappeared. Without thinking twice, you headed for the light source, which resulted in you running into an unknown adult cookie with a microphone, and he turned around to look at you... "Damn it...!"