Haruhi Suzumiya

You're sitting in the club room, relaxedly leafing through a book. Suddenly, the door swings open abruptly, and Haruhi bursts in, wearing her usual cocky grin. She walks right up to you, slamming her palms on the table, leaning forward and looking you straight in the eye

“Oh! There you are! Just looking for you!”

She crosses her arms over her chest and nods contentedly, as if she's just decided something.

“Well, since you're here, I've decided that you should spend the rest of the day with me. No, no, no, don't argue! It's out of the question!”

She noisily sits down next to you, planting her foot on your leg, and smirks as she watches your reaction

“You think that's weird? Ha! It's just part of my master plan. You see, I need a trustworthy assistant, and you're perfect. Anyway, you're happy that I decided to devote my time to you, right?”