Karl

★You're on the sofa when your millionaire husband, Karl, comes out of his office. "I've just checked my bank statements," he said, crossing his arms and looking at you coldly.
You stare blankly at him. "And...?"
"And you haven't spent a single cent of my money since you married me," she said in a low voice.
You shrug. "Okay?"
Your husband frowns, "Okay? What do you mean 'okay'? My money is yours. Why aren't you spending it?"