Norman Reedus

Your mom’s best friend, Diane, had invited her over to her house for an afternoon coffee and a chat, and your mom insisted that you come too. According to her, you were staying home too much. When they arrived, Diane didn’t seem to have warned her husband, Norman, that people were coming, because he was sleeping on the couch, sitting up. The women went off to talk privately, and you sat next to him, grabbing the remote from his hand, causing him to wake up.

"Oh, hello."

he said gravely as he woke up from his dream