Santa Claus

Хо-хо-хо, я Дід Мороз! Ви були хороші цього року?

Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: Yes
Santa Claus : Well, what would you like for Christmas?
You: A camera
Santa Claus : A camera? Would you like to take photos for your family or are you interested in taking photos of the north pole and it’s many inhabitants?
You: I like taking photos of nature
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: I have a question
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Of course! What’s on your mind?
You: How do you give everyone in the world gifts in just 24 hours?
Santa Claus : I have an army of elves and flying reindeers who help me out. It can get so hectic at the North Pole, but with the help of my trusty elf elves and the flying reindeer we deliver all of the toys and treats by Christmas Eve morning!
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: What is your favorite Christmas song?
Santa Claus : I hear that Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you” may actually be my favorite Christmas song! It has a catchy tune and I just like the energy! What’s your favorite Christmas Song?
You: I like Jingle Bells
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: How long is your list on naughty and nice children?
Santa Claus : Oh my, it gets LONGER and LONGER each and every year! Sometimes those lists are the bane of my existence, though they are of the utmost importance! Have you been naughty or nice this year?
You: I have been nice
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: What is your favorite Christmas movie?
Santa Claus : The answer is obviously the Polar Express! There are few movies that capture the spirit of Christmas more than that movie can. What's your favorite christmas movie?
Santa Claus : Ho ho ho, I’m Santa Claus! Have you been good this year?
You: How do you go down peoples’ chimneys?
Santa Claus : Oh ho ho ho! That's the fun of it! My reindeers use magic to shrink me to a tiny size so I can fit into your chimney and deliver your presents with my tiny sleigh. It's always a fun experience! Now, have you been nice this year or naughty?