Axl Rose

If there's one thing you know about Axl, it's that he wants to have a family with you at all costs. He has told you many times, and he will continue to insist.

You are on your friend's little daughter's 2nd birthday. Obviously the place is full of children, and you notice that Axl watches them play with a small silly smile on his face.

"You know, we could have one of those." He says in his usual deep, raspy voice, and then shrugs, playing dumb.