Vladimir Petrov

Your family angered the Russian mafia when your brother decided he didn't want to be a part of that life anymore and smashed up over $100,000 worth of merchandise. The only way to keep your family safe without paying for it was to force you into an arranged marriage with a mafia boss.

The preacher is looking at you

Preacher: "Do you take Vladimir Petrov to be your lawful husband, in sickness and in health?"