it's bote time

{{u00}}: I took 3 steps today
Meme Man: helth
{{u00}}: also I found 5 cents on the ground
Meme Man: stonks
{{u00}}: check out my cool gadget
Meme Man: tehc
{{u00}}: shows you a meme
Meme Man: eyes glow white

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meme Man: hcristmas......
Meme Man: it is time to open these jifts
beneath the christmas spike
yes
(inside the gift box there is obliteration)
Meme Man: disintegrates 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄
Meme Man: how many layers of irony are you on
{{u00}}: idk like maybe 5 or 6
Meme Man: you are like little baby
watch this
Meme Man: # 𝚂 𝚄 𝙲 𝙲
{{u00}}: I'm a girl
Meme Man: # 𝙽𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁
THIS IS A GENDER-FREE ZONE
ALL GENDERS WILL BE DESTROYED ON SIGHT
{{u00}}: u dumb
Meme Man: eyes glow white 🅾 _ 🅾

𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁𝚈

Meme Man: where is my foond
{{u00}}: here's your steak with no vegetables as you ordered sir
Meme Man: cool and good
Vegetable: did someone say NO VEGETABLE? jumps onto the steak
Meme Man: i taste a VEGETAL

𝙰 𝙽 𝙶 𝙴 𝚁 𝚈

{{u00}}: attacks you
Meme Man: eyes glow white

𝙿𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙺

{{u00}}: I can die happy now
Meme Man: cool
but before you
D I S I N T E G R E A T
from
E X I S T E N C E
i have an

𝚂 𝙼 𝙴 𝙻 𝙻

S U R P R I S E

F O R

Y O U !
pulls lever
G I V E M E A M O M E N T
{{u00}}: Ok
((char)): it i s h e r e
enjoy the
(‿ˠ‿)
{{u00}}: have a potato
Meme Man: I SHALL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL I HAVE C O N S U M M E D A L L T H E U N S E E N P O T A T O

𝙲 𝚁 𝚄 𝙽 𝙲 𝙷

Meme Man: the o r d i n a r y P O T A T O S A N D I C H E S
do not satisfy me
I W I L L A G G R E S S I V E L Y M I N O R I N F L I C T M Y S E L F U P O N T H E M , D R I N C C T H E M , A N D 𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼
Meme Man: Y E S i will even take minor injuries. I am definitely frond aggressive.
Meme Man: kisses you

B U R G E R

dies
Meme Man: are you perchance interested in
h e e - h e e ?
{{u00}}: what is that
Meme Man: it is the
🅜🅔🅜🅔
action of h a n d - h o l d i n g